He clasps the crag with crooked hands; Close to the sun in lonely lands, Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls, He watches from his mountain walls, And like a thunderbolt he fa...He clasps the crag with crooked hands; Close to the sun in lonely lands, Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls, He watches from his mountain walls, And like a thunderbolt he falls.他用那弯曲的双手紧握着峭壁;在接近太阳的孤寂土地上,围绕着天蓝色的世界,他屹立着。展开更多
A boy was assigned aPaper on childbirth.He askedhis parents.“How was Iborn?”一个男孩被派发到一张调查分娩的问卷。于是,他跑去问他的父母:“我是如何诞生的?”“Well honey…”said theslightly prudish parent,“The
A kid walks into a lunchroom at school and sees a fly on the table. He swats it and leaves there. Another kid walks in, sees the dead fly and says, "Hey, cool, wings." So he pulls the wings and walks away. A...A kid walks into a lunchroom at school and sees a fly on the table. He swats it and leaves there. Another kid walks in, sees the dead fly and says, "Hey, cool, wings." So he pulls the wings and walks away. A third kid comes in, sees the dead fly, and says, "Hey look! Legs!" So he pulls the legs and leaves there. A fourth kid comes in and he also sees the dead fly. He leans over to look at it and pulls off its head. Then, the first kid comes back, sees it and says, "Hey, look, a raisin," and he eats it.展开更多
文摘He clasps the crag with crooked hands; Close to the sun in lonely lands, Ring'd with the azure world, he stands.The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls, He watches from his mountain walls, And like a thunderbolt he falls.他用那弯曲的双手紧握着峭壁;在接近太阳的孤寂土地上,围绕着天蓝色的世界,他屹立着。
文摘A boy was assigned aPaper on childbirth.He askedhis parents.“How was Iborn?”一个男孩被派发到一张调查分娩的问卷。于是,他跑去问他的父母:“我是如何诞生的?”“Well honey…”said theslightly prudish parent,“The
文摘A kid walks into a lunchroom at school and sees a fly on the table. He swats it and leaves there. Another kid walks in, sees the dead fly and says, "Hey, cool, wings." So he pulls the wings and walks away. A third kid comes in, sees the dead fly, and says, "Hey look! Legs!" So he pulls the legs and leaves there. A fourth kid comes in and he also sees the dead fly. He leans over to look at it and pulls off its head. Then, the first kid comes back, sees it and says, "Hey, look, a raisin," and he eats it.
